Pie

Pies have always had an enormous impact on the world society. The pie itself is not especially important, but the effect it has on individuals eating it in a group has always left researchers speechless.

Some argue that cakes are better than pies. That is of course wrong, even though cakes taste better than pies.

Pie is also a mathematical constant. As you can see below, both the squareroot of pie and pie2 equals <something>.92<something>:

>>> from math import *
>>> pie = pi * e
>>> sqrt(pie)
2.9222823653222778
>>> pow(pie, 2)
72.927060593902098

The meaning of life is therefore not 42 but as a matter of fact 92. That makes sense, considering that 92 - 42 = 50 and that the number 50 in Roman numerals is L, which is the twelfth letter in the alphabet.

>>> (92.0 + 12.0) / (42.0 + 12.0)
1.9259259259259258

This result was only archieved with the help of the number 42. This ruins the hypothesis from before. Apparently 42 does have a role in the game of destiny, albeit a small one. It is, based on the scientific data above, possible to conclude something remarkably bright:

The meaning of life equals pie / 92

Further calculations can easily be done. By isolating pie, you get pie = meaning of life * 92.

It is common knowledge that eating too much pie can cause stomach aches: pie2 = stomach aches, so: pie = sqrt(stomach aches).

That makes it possible to do the following: sqrt(stomach aches) = meaning of life * 92. This can be reduced further into the following doctrine, understanding the fact that meaning of life2 equals wisdom:

Stomach aches equal wisdom * 8464

Last updated: 29 Nov 2009